You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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