okay pat passed out under dana's car
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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