He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Damn victory sex feels great
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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