They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
