dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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