Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
