Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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