Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I believe in your delicious
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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