if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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