Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Pooping to opera.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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