And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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