Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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