I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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