absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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