Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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