It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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