this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We are two peas in an std pod
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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