the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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