did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I have aggressive nipples.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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