Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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