I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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