dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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