I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
do nipples grow back?
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