: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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