Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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