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I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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