brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
people are starting to question the shark bite story
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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