You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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