Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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