wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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