I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
