He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize