remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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