I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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