I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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