Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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