That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
You work out of a Hotel?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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