all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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