So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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