im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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