I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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