try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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