Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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