I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
