Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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