quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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