gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just pee around me
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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