i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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