that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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