Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize