i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
