So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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