so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Two words: blizzard sex
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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